Sunday, July 5, 2009
My Social Skills…
After seeing CK’s blog, I’m gonna do a quick post.
I completely understand his frustration at being in an all boy’s school.
But I’m in an even worse situation.
I’ve never wanted to admit it, but I’m as good around girls as a chimpanzee around pineapples.
Or even Cher Han at a beauty pageant.
Point? I stink with boy-girl interactions.
There’s a name for people like me. But it’s too vulgar to post here.
I think CK and I, along with 90% of all cat high boys are either going to end up as 70 year old virgins, or gay.
And right now, the scary thing, is that being gay looks more appealing than the first option.
Lol.
I need to overhaul my system man; maybe I just need a different approach.
If the “gentlemen” approach doesn’t work, maybe the “supremely extra” one will?
I’m just thinking out loud here, don’t mind me.
I choke up every time I get near a girl. It happened twice today for Christ’s sake!
Dude, I need to be a lot more thick skinned…
Maybe like Nan Zheng?
Lol…
This may seem like another emo post, but rest assured, I’m of sound mind and good spirit.
I’m just trying to make a not-so-funny-situation seem slightly humorous. –Smile-
I think instead of trying to play chess with girls (planning my next move for a day each time), I’m just going to go with the flow. What’s the worse that could happen?
Let’s take a look at what’s the worse that could happen if I don’t do this.
Fast forward 20 years
I’m sitting at a bar.
A cute girl walks past me. Bee stung lips, long legs and silky hair. The whole package.
I don’t even take a glance.
Instead, I’m ogling at a guy who looks like he’s been eating steroids for dinner everyday for the past year.
His biceps are the size of your dinner table. Okay, too much information!!
My eyes!!!!! OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!
Whoa! Okay, that was scary. I should have gone to Dunman, lol…
Ah well, all’s well that ends better.
No good deed goes unpunished or bad deed unrewarded.
Just gonna do my best for everything and see where that takes me.
But just to be safe, I’d better get the phone numbers of hot guys too, LMAO!!! Jkjk…
I think I’ll just stick to girls, lol…
Ciao for now!
9:43 PM
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